just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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