So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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