he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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