bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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