you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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