I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone says I win the strip club
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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