We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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