i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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