Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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