Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize
