Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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