isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i believe in u and ur pee
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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