On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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