I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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