Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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