I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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