So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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