i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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