real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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