I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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