He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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