The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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