Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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