I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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