I feel like I'm in dance class right now
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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