My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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