Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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