If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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