Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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