she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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