Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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