But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize