Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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