I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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