Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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