I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
