so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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