I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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