just come out here and I will go home with you...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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