the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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