I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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