Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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