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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Congratulations! We have a period
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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