I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
