i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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