it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
