Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I still have a little drunk in my system
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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