I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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