That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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