Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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