I CAN MOONWALK!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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