I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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