How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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