i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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