fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Panties = found
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