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say what?
wanna hang out?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i think im in europe. pls send help
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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