He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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